Jay Z's first order of business appears to be taking Robinson Cano out of the spotlight of New York and stashing him where no one will ever find him again.
Reports are that the Seattle Mariners are going to sign Cano to a ridiculous deal which will cost them every other player and require Cano to play all 4 infield spots himself.
The deal also means Jay Z and Beyonce will be spending alot of time in the Pacific Northwest.
Umbrella salesman Gipper McGroin is thrilled.
"If I can get Ms Knowles to use my umbrellas in her songs and trips out shopping or to the many Starbucks we have, the sky is the limit for my business!"
Gipper has visions of teen girls and urban youths across the globe sporting his umbrellas.
We will keep you posted on the latest.
Although we never actually met Joey in person, he has had a great impact on our blog. Joey, a professional Chef, guest posted a number of tailgating recipes for Bronx Goblin and won a number of our contests.
The picture above (Joey in the middle) was at Finnertys Bar in NYC. Joey won a keg and threw a party for his friends.
Joey was a very nice guy and will be missed.
Cano is starting to feel the pressure of the market or lack there of. No one seems to be bidding for him right now and his asking price is starting to come down a bit. When I say a bit, I mean a lot.
Here is what he had to say about the whole thing.
“I’ve never asked anybody for $300 million,” the free agent second baseman told the Dominican website El Dia on Thursday.
Cano went on to say in Spanish that “nobody has ever heard that come out of my mouth ($300 million) and you’re never going to hear it.”
Interesting indeed. The reason no one is going to hear it come out of his mouth, because it will be the agent saying it.
At this point, Can is starting to look a little foolish. We will have to see what happens.
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When he burst on the scene, he was twice pulled aside for "motivational training" because he failed to hustle (on the field - not the dance).
But the "day of infamy" for the Yankees might have occurred when Cano won the All-star game HR derby because he was suddenly convinced that he was a super power hitter - and with that, deserving of mega-dollars.
It didn't help at all that guys like Pujols were getting ridiculous money by idiots? on the left coast in search of old glory. (They were better off just buying an American flag at a thrift shop!)
Now Cano wants 300 million - What is he, Morton Thiokol, Lockheed, or any of several defense or space exploration companies who have just ONE customer, but through lobbyists, contacts, and favored legislators they constantly get contracts they don't deserve or even completely honor?
That the Yankees play their "over-hype" game has come back to haunt them, since the demands from the Cano side, and his new agent(s) are tyros with an exaggerated sense of worth for their client.
Cano din't even win his own position's gold glove in 2013, but in all fairness, he HAS won the silver slugger for the last three years.
Several years ago, the Yankees had a player who hot dogged his way to Chicago because he was the carrot in the A-Rod to NY deal. He (several times) went into his HR trot on balls that didn't even leave the park, duh! So the Yankees translated that into lack of hustle and were only too happy to land A-Rod, who they are now damning by faint praise. That player was Alfonso Soriano, who has suddenly become "milk & cookies" again.
But Soriano's hole in his swing was shown to America in the 2003 World Series, and it took him several years to learn to lay off those pitches, to a playable degree. (That same problem has crept into A-Rod's swing, but he has had soooooooo much time off to work on that.
Who will the Yankees sign this off-season? Your guess is as good as ours. First off, Curtis Granderson decided to play hard ball. After missing most of last year, he has decided that he is worth more than a 1 year 14 million dollar contract. The Yankees still could sign him, but it appears that it will be a little longer of a deal.
Derek Jeter. Who knows what we are going to get out of him. It now appears that he started a book publishing company, so people are starting to wonder if he has checked out. Naturally people will always question every move he makes, but at his age, he is under the microscope more now than ever. What about pitching? Everyone is going to roll the dice and gamble for Tanaka. Sports betting dime might have the odds for this one.
At least the Yankees don’t seem to have any bullies in the locker room. Is the Incognito story ever going to end? Is Jonathon Martin ever going to speak about it and put it to bed? I am sure ESPN will have converage first on any breaking story. We will have to wait and see how it unfolds.
The main pitcher the Yankees are interested in is Tanaka. See stats below.
Tanaka, who went 24-0 with a 1.27 ERA for Rakuten this season, is expected to draw the biggest posting fee of all time. There has been speculation that the fee could even exceed $100 million, and that’s before the winning team negotiates a contract with the right hander, expected to be in the range of six years and $65 million-$70 million. Source: Go Here
Everyone is starting to get antsy on what the Yankees are going to look like in 2014. We will have to wait and see.
Chapter one - emergency room!
His first pitch of the Spring takes out Curtis Granderson's wrist and so begins an incredibly arduous team journey.
A-Rod won't be ready until (it turns out) August.
A seemingly innocuous wrist tendonitis turns into an entire season's nightmare for Teixiera.
Captain Derek keeps trying too hard for his body to keep up and he becomes a no show for the season, and this type of injury allows writers to question whether Derek is done for his career!
Grandy comes back and is promptly drilled AGAIN!
Youkilis' back drops him out of the lineup before he even gets any head of steam.
I'm too tired to dwell any further on this.
Chapter two - Smoke & mirrors!
After losing four of their first five, the Yankees go berserk in Cleveland after winning the get away Detroit game, and their record stands at 30-18 on May 25th, good enough for the division lead! But the magic fades with a thud and the Yankees lose four straight to the Mets! That's when we knew the season was a bust. More pain in a West Coast trip begins to seal the Yankees' fate, unless all other contenders become "nolo contenders". (all, that is, except Boston "on a mission"!
Chapter three - At least, we have Mo.
Yes, his juice had 1-2 less MPH on it. Yes, he was 44 and making his valedictory grand tour ... But all that and the blown saves aside, on September 4th, Mariano was TIED for the MLB lead in saves!! He had less blown saves than Johnson and would finish the season with less. Reasonably, repeat, reasonably, had the Yankees contended down the stretch instead of folding like a Kabuki fan, Mariano might just have led once more in saves, even while in his retirement year!
Wadsworth Ronings of Sleepy Hollow has worked out a deal in his head that would put Cano in Pinstripes, but for far less than he wants. His plan, which he calls "Operation take less" is sweeping accross his office and now we have received word of his intentions. He explains.
"I got the idea from watching Operation Dumbo drop. Well, I got the name from that anyway. My plan is to get Cano to sign for far less than he deserves. It makes sense. Think about it. Cano will be thrilled to play amongst other super stars and win a World Series in 2014. My plan you ask? Cano makes 2 million dollars a year. Other superstars also take 2 million a year. Thoughts? I like it."
Um, why would he take 2 million a year?
"He will win a World Series and with his smile, I believe he is a nice guy. Thoughts?"
We don't think he will go for that.
"Why not? Why wouldn't he?"
Because he is worth at least 23 million per year and there is no way he is taking less.
"That is where my plan gets better. We sign him for 200 years making him a 200 million dollar man. Pretty impressive isn't it?"
We are not sure if Cano will go for it, but it appears that Wadsworth has a well thought out plan.
I hope my correct forecast that this was the year of the Bosox saved our readers lots of lost wages.
I guess the first thing that brought those guys together was the marathon tragedy (and Big Poppi-seed's F-bomb laden speech). Later, it was the beard growth started by Mike Napoli and quickly adopted by the rest of the beard growing "lemmings", an obvious homage to Johnny Damon's 2004 hirsuteness?
But it was evident, even when the Yankee "magic act" lost its smoke ... that Boston could hit any team, and if their own pitching held up, they were the team to beat.
BTW - The Yankees didn't even score as many runs as they gave up, in 2013.
Now, the NY Times has sided with MLB in their targeting of A-Rod. The latest BS is stimulants (not counting coffee, tea, or 5-hour energy drink). Stimulants are regulated such that it requires two consecutive positive results to qualify for censure; but that didn't stop the Times, which cited one such "alleged" result vs A-Rod.
It used to be that the Times was considered the most "literate" journal in America, but I'm seeing just another scandal rag now because the print media is struggling to compete with the internet.
Of course, they still have the Hall of Fame vote (because it's the Baseball WRITERS of America who chooses the candidates, and they answer to only posterity).
Listen carefully to this list of players before I deliver the punch line: Cy Young, Tris Speaker, Jimmy Foxx, Joe DiMaggio, Joe Medwick, Paul Waner, and a host of other famous HoF members.
NONE of these greats made it past the BBWAA on the first ballot !! NONE!
I'll be the first one to say that the writers are perhaps the best arbiters of which players deserve induction - but in no way should they resort to personal invective. But they do.
First of all, "Obstruction" is part of the game, and the rules absolutely need to be enforced or players would constantly gain an edge by hip checking, hooking, even grabbing!
With references to hockey and football, the last thing we should want is to devolve this sport away from displays of skill.
Had not Jim Joyce made the tough call (and my money was on the Sox), it would have been the THIRD time I watched a series game hinge on a blown rules infraction NOT enforced by the umpires!
Why is this even possible with the Commissioner in attendance (or at least communications range)?
In 1934, in game 7 of the World Series, there was an incident with future Hall of Famer (and future and last NL triple crown winner) Joe (Ducky) Medwick, in which he tripled in the top of the 6th in Detroit, and in going into third base, even though he was clearly safe, he took out the Tiger third baseman (and 2 for 29 hitter) Marv Owen. Following a RBI single by Ripper Collins, St. Louis led 9-0 (and would finished 11-0 under Dizzy Dean).
When Medwick took his place in LF in the bottom of the inning, the fans showered him with debris, "probably imported from the bottom of the Detroit River", or so it would seem!
Remember, this town would go on to infamy when celebrating their VICTORY in 1984 by overturning and setting fire to cars! Imagine how they felt about losing!
When alerted to the situation, Judge Kennesaw Mountain Landis, the Commissioner who had no problem banning Shoeless Joe Jackson from baseball, ordered Medwick to his box and asked him directly if he scissored out the legs of Owen.
And I may be paraphrasing here, but he essentially answered, "Yeah, but that's the way I always play!"
Landis ordered Medwick out of the game for his own safety! (You could look it up!)
So a commissioner making a decision in the middle of a World Series game would NOT be unprecedented.