Joba look a-like gets free booze and food

A New Jersey man was arrested for impersonating Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain in order to gain free bagels and some celebrity va-jay-jay - allegedly over 100 girls in fact.

COED was unable to interview the perpetrator, Ryan Ward, but this is how we’d imagine he’d answer if we asked him what was going through his mind during his run as the faux Joba:

“Finding the right celebrity to rip off of is difficult. I’m not remotely good looking so that rules out movie star. I’ve never really been considered cool, which nixes rock star. I wanted to be an athlete but I’m sort of fat and slobbish, thus ruling out any real sport let alone being mistaken for having any athleticism. Being a baseball player was the clear choice.

“I mean, it’s not even a real sport for god sakes. Given all the qualifications mentioned, I could have been anyone on the Red Sox. I once said on was on the Mets but people just threw rocks at me. But I gotta say, Jersey’s such a tough market as there are so many other complete hacks willing to milk other people’s successes.” (Source/Full Story)


Pavano didn't break hip or arm or foot or back. Close one.

Carl Pavano said he won't need any tests on his left hip, which cramped up in the sixth inning yesterday and brought the medical staff out of the dugout.

Pavano, who won for the third time in five starts, said he didn't notice the boos from the capacity Yankee Stadium crowd, which seemed to have a "here we go again" feeling when Pavano walked off next to trainer Steve Donohue. "I didn't hear any reaction, to tell you the truth," said Pavano, who was charged with four runs (three earned) in 5 1/3 innings, three on a home run by Fernando Perez. "I was just saying to myself, 'I'd like to pitch deeper in the game.' "

Joe Girardi pulled Pavano, who had thrown 96 pitches, as a precaution. Asked if the fact that there were boos bothered him, Pavano said: "What's the big deal? We won the ballgame. I'm sure [those fans] are pretty happy now." (Source/Full Story)


Cano gets pulled from the game for being lazy

Yankees manager Joe Girardi usually keeps his decisions, especially ones dealing with discipline, to himself. Not Sunday.

Girardi freely admitted that he benched Robinson Cano in the fifth inning for failing to hustle after a ball that caromed off Jason Giambi's glove and into shallow right field, allowing the Rays' Cliff Floyd to reach second. Cano, who was 0-for-2 to drop his average to .260, said he thought right fielder Xavier Nady was closer to the ball, so he didn't make a move for it.

And Girardi didn't hesitate to say he'd had enough.

"That's a ball you have to hustle after," Girardi said after an 8-4 victory. "I wasn't happy with the effort on that ground ball, so I took him out."

Cano has had a few cases of apparent indifference this season, but Sunday was the first time Girardi punished his second baseman so publicly.

"That's embarrassing, when you get taken out of the game," Cano said. "I thought I was right, but [Girardi] had a better view than I had. I would say he did the right thing." (Source)


Jeter won't admit that the Yankees won't make the playoffs


Well at least we didn't lose last night

Just as I was going to head up to see a team not in the pennant race and sit in the freezing cold rain, the Yanks got rained out. Bummer.

They will play a Day-Night Double header today.

Fans that had tickets for last nights game will be able to go to tonight's game at 7:05.


Ponson looks to start things off against the Rays


Yankees vs. Rays Pitching Preview

Friday
TAM: Garza (11-9, 3.55 ERA)
NYY: Ponson (8-5, 5.10 ERA)

Saturday
TAM: Shields (12-8, 3.64 ERA)
NYY: Mussina (17-8, 3.48 ERA)

Sunday
TAM: Jackson (11-10, 4.06 ERA)
NYY: Pavano (2-1, 5.31 ERA)


World renowned recording artist Bernie Williams to be at the Yankees last home game.

Bernie Williams told The Post last night he plans to be at Yankee Stadium as part of the pregame festivities on Sept. 21, when the YanksNew York Yankees and Orioles play what surely will be the final game in the current Stadium.

It will be Williams' first appearance at the Stadium since the Yankees left him unsigned following the 2006 season.

As he prepared for a musical performance that benefited Robinson Cano's Foundation Fundraiser at Frankie & Johnny's Pine Restaurant in The Bronx, Williams said he expects an electric night at the Stadium.

"It will bring me back to my first time in 1991, when I played my first game," Williams said. "It will be amazing. The fans are going to be great. I'm obviously very sad to the Stadium go - you have a lot of great memories - but you move on." (Source)


Shocking performance by Alfredo Aceves

Fans all agree (like the one above) that Alfredo Aceves performance was shocking.

Alfredo picked up his first win as a Yankee.

He pitched 7 innings of 1 run ball, while only throwing 89 pitches.

Jeter made history by passing the Babe with hits as a Yankee.

Yankees get a win believe it or not 7-1


You can put lipstick on a Jackass, but he will always be the same Jackass

Schilling's stupid comments

“The Yankees suck this year and (New Yorkers are) bitter and mad and they’re making excuses over that and now they got Tom (Brady) going down, so New York’s excited,” said Schilling while appearing on Boston’s WEEI radio network Tuesday. “It’s unfortunate, but when you crawl to the top of the pile you will have people trying to knock you down."

“That’s okay because I was front row and center, when their dynasty ended,” said Schilling, who won World Series co-MVP as a pitcher on the Arizona Diamondbacks team that beat the Yankees in the 2001 Fall Classic. “They want us to be as bitter and mad and miserable as they are and unfortunately it’s not going to happen.”

“The sad part is going to be when they beat the Jets next week,” said Schilling, predicting as strong as an 11-5 finish for the Patriots this season. “I laughed the whole preseason listening to experts talking about (Matt) Cassel. I mean you really think (Belichick’s) the genius who everyone claims him to be and is just a rockhead when it comes to his backup quarterback? If Bill Belichik trusts Matt Cassel, how the hell could you not?” (Source)

Hey Curt remember this?

Since he is going to bring the Jets up, we might just have to mention that the Mets are in 1st Place. I am not a Mets fan, but it looks as if Curt the moron failed to mention the Mets while making fun of New Yorkers.


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