Yankees showing interest in Stevie Bowser: a person with a unique delivery.

Rumors are swirling about the Yankees showing interest in Stevie Bowser a South Paw with an unconventional delivery method.

“We heard that Stevie Bowser had a unique delivery and just had to meet him. We were intrigued.” Said a person believed to maybe be a Yankee official.

At this point the Yankees will sign just about anyone they suspect can pitch.

“The fact of the matter is, we didn’t sign anyone and now we are scrambling around for scrubs. We talked about Colon, Bonderman and a couple other bums hoping to catch lighting in a bottle. That hasn’t happened and then we heard about Bowser.” Said that same person believed to maybe be a Yankees official.

What the officials didn’t bother asking Bowser was: what is the deal with this unique delivery?

“I actually deliver pizza for Domino’s.. not much unique about that.” said Bowser “Apparently a Yankees scout saw 'delivery man' on my tax return and didn’t bother to ask what it meant. He assumed I had a unique delivery and I agreed to meet him, because the Yankees need pitchers and I am about as good as Bonderman. I’d rather be on the Yankees than deliver this crap”

Crap we asked? What could he possibly be talking about?

After watching the most recent Domino’s commercials, we were informed that Domino’s uses REAL tomatoes. How could you go wrong with real ingredients?

Is business that bad for Domino’s that they have to mention to everyone that their ingredients are actually real? Should we suspect that the cheese is made out of used underpants? Maybe they should have another commercial saying that they secretly took nonbelievers to thier cheese plant to show them that they don’t use old underpants.

Stay tuned for more of the Yankees off-season non-moves.