Yankees fan invents an App for fellow fans called Infield Yapper
Computer programmer Joel Sardines has been creating useless Apps for 3 years now. It all started when he created an App that tells you when your milk is going to expire.
"I called it Mild Dater. In essence, this App warns you when your milk is bad. This is how it works. You buy milk...okay are you with me? Then you look on the milk carton for the expiration date. Then you type the date into Milk Dater. On the day that your milk goes bad, you will receive a text message. Isn't that freaking awesome?"
Um, can't you just check the date on the milk container?
"I suppose you could, but I doubt it."
So I hear you have created something for Yankees fans?
"Yup. It's called Infield Yapper and it is freaking awesome."
Isn't there already a useless app called sport yapper?
"Yes, it is useless because it is too broad unlike Infield Yapper. This is how it works... You are watching the game right? You click Infield Yapper and if someone hits the ball in the infield...BINGO, you can chat with friends about it. Isn't that awesome? Imagine a pop up to 2nd base... Aren't you just excited to talk to someone about it?"
Not really, that sounds ridiculous. Almost as dumb as Sports Yapper. I mean, don't people just use twitter for that?
"Could you at least agree that Infield Yapper is a cool name?"
No. You need to think of better apps my friend.