Will CC Sabathia miss the Twinkie?

The answer is probably yes, but we don't know for sure.

We wanted to see what the rest of the world thinks, so we took to the streets to ask a bunch of random people.

"I am pissed and could punch someone right now." said one guy who hates the world.

"Dang bitch. Betta not take that twinkie away bitch." Said Colin O'Sullivan from an Irish neighborhood.

"I just bought 9 boxes." said Glen Holmes who hasn't eaten an Twinkie in 20 years. "I don't even like them, but everyone else is buying them up, so I felt left out."

"The Twinkie is synonymous with America. I feel patriotic eating them. That is why my gut is so big. Wanna touch it?"

I haven't bought or thought of buying a Twinkie in years and actually forgot about them until the media latched on. Mark my words, the Twinkie isn't going any where and this is a marketing ploy. Someone stands to make a lot of money on this nonsense.

CC if you are concerned, don't worry...


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