Voodoo doll used to stop Red Sox?

The Yankees are back in first but it may have taken more than runs and pitching. After a dismal 3 and 34 start, Boston has somehow gone 42 and -2 and are sitting a half game out of first.

Unidentified execs from both NY and Tampa have joined forces in a secret meeting to figure out how to stop the Saux. Rather than play better and beat them on the field they’ve decided to construct an authentic Red Sox voodoo doll. (seen above).

Did you guys go to Haiti? We asked one of the execs who demanded to remain nameless.

"Better, I know a chef at Krik Krak on Amsterdamn Ave. He assured me its authentic. He once worked as a Witchdoctor."

The exec detailed the plan.

"We sent a trained hamster into the Boston locker room. His objective you ask? To obtain an authentic Red Sox artifact - the only way to administer successful voodoo. He returned with several. Papelbon's Norelco, Pedroia's Rogaine, and Dice-K's authentic Pokemon comic. The results? Check the standings. Yanks back in first. Red Sox looking up at us. Case closed the voodoo doll worked."

We'll see how it goes for the rest of the season.

“Yo!” Said lifelong Yankees fan Timmy McReynolds. “That doll is dope! A Red Sox voodoo doll! Classic! You guys should sell that on Goblin!”

hmmm....not a bad idea...

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