Vendor to sell SaberDogs in honor of Star Wars

Apparently George Lucas hasn’t made enough money on Star Wars. Rather than create something new, it’s now getting released in 3D.

In honor of the release, Quick, A French-Belgium fast food chain, has created a Vador Burger. The burger buns are black and it looks about as appetising as a bucket of vomit.

Not to be outdone, Yankees vendor Quigsley Antonomic, is planning to sell what he calls a SaberDog.

“Careful, it packs quite a bite! Yuk yuk yuk." Quigsley told us. "Seriously, I didn’t use a real light saber that could hurt a man. Instead we used a glass tube filled with neon and arsenic. Looks like something that Yoda fellow would eat. And mark my words, these things are gonna sell like hotcakes. Them Star Wars nerds will buy anything!"

Quigley had one stop to make first, the board of health inspectors. Judging by the glass tube filled with neon and the dirty shopping cart he was selling the food out of, we suggest you don't hold your breath waiting for this item.