Valentine says NO BEER. Red Sox enter season Prohibition style

Bobby Valentine has laid down the law for the 2012 season. The Red Sox will no longer be able to drink beer in the clubhouse.

I can't believe they would even have to make this a rule. Can you imagine going to work and drinking a12 pack your desk? I wouldn't think so, but to have to tell your employees they can't have any beer at work is ridiculous.

Sorry Lackey, we know you are a slob and all, but you can't drink beer while you are at work. I know I know, it is a tough thing to have to take. You are only making millions of dollars and have to sit around for a three hour game, but you are going to have to try and do it without beer.

Lackey's waistline should be thanking Bobby V.

We talked to local expert drunk Paul Goosely to see if it was a wise rule to enforce.

"Absolutely not. You never succeed in anything without booze. Have you seen the size of my house? It is huge." added Paul.

What Paul didn't mention is that he lives under the Brooklyn Bridge and thinks the entire structure is his roof.

"I'm just saying.... Beer gives me confidence to keep on going with work, with the ladies, and while carousing with some friends. Booze booze booze booze, I love youze."

Not sure if this is a family blog, but we wouldn't necessary agree with Goosely.