Tim Dolan traded to the Cardinals

We here at Bronx Goblin are learning of a big trade that took place over night. Right handed hurler Tim Dolan was traded to the Cardinals from the Archbishops. We have never heard of the Archbishops ball club before, so we can only assume they are from Japan.

We talked to a Cardinals fan to get his reaction.

"Jesus Christ, I think it is a great trade. I haven't seen Dolan pitch before, but I know that he wears a lot of bling around his neck. Bling is good for baseball and good for America. If he was traded from Japan, I can only assume that he is as good as Yu Darvish." said longtime Cardinals fan and moron Doug Birdberg.

We haven't heard the details of his contract, but many people believe that he is all about faith. Will Dolan be the new Tim Tebow of baseball?

"I am going to start Dolaning at the game." said Doug "It's kind of like Tebowing, but more focused on baseball. I stand to make many amounts of money from this fad."

No word from Cardinal officials or his agent Pope Benedict, but this could be a huge story with many more details soon.