Selig's new labor deal enforces HGH testing. Ellsbury nervous?

Bud Selig and MLB passed a new deal that will make HGH testing mandatory. Some people wonder if Jacolby Ellsbury's surge in 2011 had anything to do with performance enhancing drugs or even HGH. There is absolutely no evidence that he took anything, but as soon as a player does well, they are suspected of something.

"I think he took the same type of caffeine pills that Jessy Spano did on that episode of Saved by the Bell." said Clint Butler a toaster repairman.

Just a year ago, scientists were baffled on how to test for HGH, but after billions of dollars wasted trying to find out, they finally succeeded.

"I think that MLB should continue to keep spending billions of dollars to prove that Clemens is telling the truth. He is a good ole Texas guy. So what if he lied under oath, had an affair with Mindy McCready when she was a teenager, highlights his hair at the age of 45, voted for and loves President Bush, named his kids after strikeouts, dresses like an idiot, licks his lips constantly, is a jerk, threw Pettitte under the bus and ruined his entire career. Other than that... he is a wonderful man." Guy Woods a blacksmith down in Texas.

MLB is trying. At least it is better than anything the NBA does.