Roger Clemens spotted at Country Music Awards

Last night played host to the 46th Academy of Country Music Awards in sleazy Las Vegas NV. Barf was on the street, losers were inside casino's losing their savings, brides to be were cheating on their future husbands.... Ah yes.. Las Vegas Baby!
Throughout the audience, you could see a bunch of country stars with bedazzled rhinestone boots, dumb looking hats, smelly looking beards and dirty blue jeans that were way too tight. There were also some celebrities in the audience. From Steven Tyler to James Taylor to Carrie Underwood and Rhianna, many celebs were in the house.
One celebrity in particular caught our attention, or should I say our paparazzi squirrel Richard’s attention. After some honky tonk loser played a song about a dog being down on his luck, the cameras panned through the audience only to catch Roger Clemens and his goofy grin.
We talked to one guy with a thick beard, cowboy hat and dirty jeans to see what he saw. His name... Thurston Honkytonkerson.
"That there Roger there was getting shot up over there. That there Brad Paisley there musta been giving him some steroids over there, ya hear?" he said
Really... at a Country music awards show?
The picture above was supposedly taken by Richard. See for yourself and decide.


















