Roger Clemens sits on Santa's lap?

We just received an unreliable anonymous tip from Rick Ginsberg that he may have seen Roger Clemens sitting on Santa's lap in good ole Texas.

"It was definitely maybe him....or maybe not. But definitely maybe." said Rick who works as a UFO parts salesman. "I haven't sold any tractor beams yet, but I have a feeling I will soon."

We asked him why he thought it was Roger.

"He was licking his lips a lot and he asked Santa for some HGH, a Pettitte dart board, a Mindy McCready Poster, for everyone to forget about his tainted stats and a CD of Suzyn Waldman's call when he returned to the Yankees."

Hmmmm and it looked like him?

"Well the guy looked like a jackass, so I guess so." he said.

Interesting.