Our Version of Letterman's Top 10 reasons you know Posada is done

Number 10- When he arrived at the stadium, his # was already retired in monument park

Number 9- -Teammates have scene him walking around with a giant fork sticking in him.

Number 8- -AJ burnett has been penciled in to hit instead of the DH spot.

Number 7- -A fat lady can be found singing La Borinquena

"La what Dave?"

"The Puerto Rican National Anthem...funny I thought that would have been the theme from Miami Vice"

Number 6- -The Yankees Human Resources Department sent him information on how to sign up for COBRA health benifits

Number 5- -He's been spotted auditioning for Dancing with the stars

Number 4- - Instead of peeing on his hands, Jorge has been using a urinal. (Jorge really used to pee on his hands... Google it.)

“I once peed on a tree Dave”

“did you Paul? No fire hydrants close by? hee hee hee”

Number 3- -His locker has been replaced with a Starbucks. They got one of those on every corner Paul.

"You think Jeter will get a Latte Dave?"

Number 2- -He's considering trying out for Quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings...a sure sign he's all done right there

And the Number 1 reason you know Jorge is done is: Rebecca Black, singer of that Friday song, has more hits than Jorge this year.