OK, Jeter might not be fat, but I have some questions about this picture

Something is a bit fishy with this photo.

Here is why:

1. The background looks like this photo was shot at a prison
2. Why is Jeter 3 feet taller than Harold Reynolds?
3. Why is Jeter in a T-Shirt and Harold wearing a snowsuit?
4. That appears to be a BMW. Doesn't Jeter drive an Edge?
5. Who wears a gold watch these days? Is that from One eyed Willy's treasure?
6. There are still leaves on that tree. Where is this taken? It is winter.

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