Officials board up Yankee Stadium in preparation for Hurricane Sandy aka Frankenstorm

As Hurricane Sandy approaches NYC, people are stocking up on the bare essentials.
"I've got Doritos, Five Alive, Moon pies and a ton of soda. I wanted to make sure we had some food in case Sandy knocks out the power." Said Folger Riley, a heavy smoker and full time junk food eater.
Everyone seems to be doing their part to prepare and the Yankees are no exception. As we drove by the stadium, we noticed that they were boarding up the joint. We stopped to talk to an official about it.
"We are taking every precaution. We've boarded up the place so no glass will get broken." said the official who didn't realize that there wasn't any glass where he put boards up. "Whooopsie. That is my bad. I didn't think there were windows there, but then I thought that it could be just really clear glass. So are you saying I boarded it up for nothing?"
We didn't know how to answer Folger as we didn't want to hurt his feelings.
Stay safe.
















