Kevin Youkilis is getting married to Tom Brady's sister

Boston Red Sox player and jerk Kevin Youkilis will be tying the knot with Julie Brady, who coincidentally is Super Bowl loser Tom Brady's sister.

What does Julie Brady see in Youkilis? We have no idea, so we asked some fans.

"Youk? That guy just looks like he smells like a pair of dirty underwear. I heard he chews and swallows tobacco." Donald Buckets of Billerica MA

"That girl must have a few screws loose. She is the sister of a complete ass and is marrying a complete ass. You do the math." Benny Dryer of Latham NY.

"Youkilis looks like that Yukon Cornelious guy from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Yukon Cornelius looks like a drunken bag a crap." Cliff Jones of Cooperstown NY.

We couldn't find a picture of Julie on such short notice, so we went to our lab and used some DNA to come up with the picture above. We are 100% sure this is what she would look like.
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