If A-Rod were to win a Grammy, he would win for...

The Grammy's were jam packed with a bunch of performers that either no one knows, or no one wants to hear.

Maroon 5 is awful. No one knows who Fun is, Miranda Lambert looks like a pig stuffed into a dress and Adele looks like a fruit cake.

What would happen if A-Rod won a Grammy? What would he win for?

"He would win for being the biggest idiot!" said a guy who looked nothing like LL Cool J.

With no real Yankees news, we decided to take on the music industry.


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