How does Jeter's manision compare with Bin Laden's?

With all of the talk surrounding Osama Bin Laden's secret Mansion, it only made complete sense to compare it to Jeter's Mansion.

We wanted to start out with how the mansions are similar. Jeter's has an 8 car garage while Osama's had space to park 8 camels and two goats. Both mansions cost millions of dollars, but we are still trying to figure out how Osama's was so expensive. The siding and roof look like hell. It doesn't look like anyone has cleaned the gutters in year's and the landscaping is awful. It was also rumored that Bin Laden just had his floors re-sanded... with more sand. The only thing we can think of is that Bin Laden purchased the compound at the height of the housing bubble, resulting in a bad investment by Al Qaeda.

To substantiate this info, we wanted to talk with one of the confidential navy seal's involved in the raid, but as you can imagine, they didn't want to talk with us. So we did the next best thing and talked to a seal (we named Billy) off the coast of Rockaway Beach in Brooklyn.

Bronx Goblin: Did you see the compound?

Seal: Arf Arf...Arf Arf..

Bronx Goblin: Hmmm, not sure we understand...

Seal: Arf Arf...Arf Arf..

After three hours of hearing the seal "Arf", we realized it was a waste of time and even the seal was tight lipped on the operation. In the future we hope that if we do interview this seal again that he is more cooperative. If we hear more information, we will keep you posted.

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