He's heeeeere! Forever

With 9 days until Halloween and the Yankees in offseason mode, its time for the annual Scary Pics and Stories where we take scary pics from classic horror films and cleverly blend a story with them.

For example, today we have taken the iconic image and line from the movie 'Poltergeist' and in a clever way made a reference to the fact that the Yankees are not only stuck with Alex Rodriguez, but will be forever.

Rodriguez again had a horrible post season, riding the bench for most of it batting .120 with 0 hr's and 0 rbis, 12 strikeouts in 25 at bats.

"That's scarier than the Poltergeist." Said horror movie fan Peter Appletree.

ARod is signed through 2017 when he will be 42 years old. He still has 100 million left on his contract and a complete no trade clause. He has also said he plans to finish his career as a Yankee.

"Forget them stats. That contract is scarier than the Poltergeist." Appletree said.

The Yankees said they are listening to offers, but at 5 years and 114 million left, not many teams can afford him.

"Maybe them Yankees can trade him to themselves!"