Fool thinks the Fiscal Cliff is an actual cliff

Yankees fans start getting bored this time of year. Since its been 2 months without baseball and 2 months until spring training, they will do anything to keep themselves entertained.

One fan, Yukon "Bobcat" Bogsley, is an avid mountain climber and is preparing to climb something he has recently heard about.

"I done mountains in the Adirondacks, the Andes, and the Rockies. Why I even filled a canteen with Coors Light when I was in Colorado."

So what's got you so excited now?

"I been hearing about this Fiscal Cliff. Its all over the news and she sounds a might dangerous. Where there's danger, there's the bobcat!"

Um, do you actually pay attention to the news?

"Naw just a bunch a clowns in penguin suits. Now where is tis cliff? Sounds like its in Washington."

We tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen.

"I'll find it! Got my compass and my knapsack. That's all the Bobcat needs! Grrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"