Derek Jeter seen doing the truffle shuffle after his overweight photo's go viral

Just when you thought the pictures of Derek Jeter would stop surfacing, a new one has emerged. Derek Jeter is apparently doing the truffle shuffle, which was made popular by Chunk from the Goonies movie.

"I think it was the right thing to do." said Miles Tarter "If you got the goods and can flaunt it, just do it. I can juggle, therefore I flaunt it in front of my friends. I show up to parties with three racket balls and just do my stuff. It is freaking awesome and the chicks love it. Am I a moron? Sure I am, but a moron that can juggle at parties."

Jeter's photo's have become the talk of the town. Will he be ready in time for Spring Training? Our resident Spring expert Arthur Wax discusses.

"In the spring, the flowers bloom, the dirt and salt from the roads get breathed in and you have an opportunity to shed a couple of pounds. In Jeter's case, I doubt that it will happen. I would expect him to show up to camp 50-85 pounds overweight. How do I know this? I am a spring expert and that is what I do." said Wax.

With all the photo's surfacing, could their be more?

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