Craig Sager dressed up like a clown for the Yankees Orioles game

Some commentators take their job seriously and dress up in nice suits and others like Craig Sager don't. You really only see Craig Sager in October. The other months are spent looking for the most ridiculous clothing earth.

"The guy dresses up like a freaking clown." said Eddy Bailey a retired seagull enthusiast. "Look at him. He looks like a damn fool."

Sager is currently a sideline reporter for TNT and TBS. His nickname is "America's Sideline Reporter" and Mr.Fancy Suit.

"We think his name should be Dumb-ass Clown." added Eddy, who may or may not like Jiffy peanut butter spread on his toast.

We haven't quite figured out why Eddy is so angry towards Craig.

"Because I used to be they crazy suit wearing seagull enthusiast and no one ever said anything about my suits. This jerk comes along looking like a damn fool and everyone talks about it. That is precisely why I quit being a seagull enthusiast. Understand now?" added Eddy.

Um, not really, but okay.


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