Back to the Future Part 4 (A guest blog post by Turd Ferguson Blog)

As far as I know the Yankees are one of, if not the richest franchise in all of sports. As far as I know the Yankees can afford a lot of things most teams can’t.

With that being said, they must have shelled out quite a few shekels to have bought a working flux capacitor and had it installed into the Steinbrenner’s Bentley and somehow got it generate 1.21 gigawatts when it reached 88 MPH.

Story line sounds familiar doesn’t it? Well the plot to this movie doesn’t star Marty McFly or Biff. It stars a new character named Brian Cashman. You see, Brain has been secretly using the Steinbrenner’s supped-up Bentley as a time machine to go back and bring back All Stars like if they are still in their prime. He's already brought back Bartolo Colon, Andrew Jones, Freddie Garcia and Mark Prior. Mark Prior? Where did he go back in time to find him? He was out of baseball for a couple of years. I hear Dave Winfield isn’t doing anything now-a-days why not sign him? Oh and while Cashman is at it, he might as well sign George Brett to a long term contract too.

You see, the plot to this movie might not have such a happy ending as those other Back to the Future movies did. This movie might end in a big disaster. And that disaster is going to be with the Yankees not making the playoffs because they relied on 3 washed up (Colon, Garcia and Prior) and one over-paid pitcher (Burnett).

An alternate ending would be: Brian Cashman going back in time with his flux capacitor and signing The Fountain of Youth to a 3-year 9-million dollar deal and the Yankees go on to win the World Series.

…….But that’s the alternate ending.

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