ARod finds valuable painting in basement

Recently a priceless Picasso painting was found buried with junk in an attic. Now, ARod is claiming to have found a priceless work of art in his basement behind som seldom used workout equipment.

Art expert Quigsly Rutheford was quick to talk with us.

"That's not a Picasso." He said. "Its not even old. It looks like a kids finger-painting."

ARod was also discovered with paint under his girly nails.

With him on the shelf with a hip injury, he may be getting bored at home. ARod could miss the entire season, but hasn't ruled out a potential return should the Yankees make the playoffs.

Lucky us.