Are the Yankees close to signing a big jerk?
Rumor has it that the Yankees are getting close to signing one of baseball's biggest jerks. AJ Pierzynski is known to be a complete jerk and I am not sure that will bode well in the Bronx.
"I work on the streets of NY. I tar the roads and paint the lines, which makes me one of the toughest sons of bi****'s around. If the Yankees sign that jerk, I am going to have a few things to say about it." said Kershaw Jones
We are not sure who Kershaw will say a few things too, but we are scared.
We don't want AJ. Last year was a fluke with his stats and we already had enough bad luck with one AJ.